i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿)
i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿)
i want someone to roughly shove me up against the wall and make out with me until my head spins (◡‿◡✿)
Fairy cult party kei kinda(☆´3｀)
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone.